Wel...come…

Hmm, who's that…?

Ah, yes!

You’ve finally here.

I’ve been waiting for you for a long time, my friend.

First, I want to clarify a few things.

You came here to find a Writer for your business.

Right?

I’m glad about that.

Of course,

I want to make sure you understand me,

And how I turn your audience into paying customers.

Then,

To keep your device from getting "Smashed!!"

Don't worry, I just hope you don’t doze off.

I’ll insert a few funny images I created myself.

.........

(Obviously, they’re AI-generated. What did you expect?)

Haha…

Anyway,

Let me introduce myself.

Same product.

But my price?

3 - 4 times higher than the competition.

My sales volume?

It’s dozens of times more than others.

Even the employees I train can do the same.

Specifically:

"3 emails sent to customers within a week."

And what do I get?

"$6,000 per contract - on average."

It might not sound impressive at first.

But here’s the thing - this is just the average.

SO…

My product marketing strategy focuses on one thing:

Making customers HUNGRY.

“Sounds vague?”

Let me paint you a picture:

"The world is packed with millionaires."

Many of them sell online courses on getting rich.

(Some haven’t even achieved that themselves but still sell courses)

"Make $1M a month!"

"I got a Lambo at 19."

“Why can I live comfortably in the most expensive city in the world, like Dubai?”

SEE?

They sell the dream. The fast track to wealth.

They flash their luxuries to spark desire.

Now, I won’t deny - some do make it big this way.

Props to them!

"Wait! Felix"

"How is this related to making customers HUNGRY?"

Related.

It’s absolutely related.

Comparing millionaires to me may seem absurd.

But I believe it’s the best way for you to understand.

Because what makes their customers and mine pay is:

Or rather, ILLUSION.

It’s something intangible.

It’s a vision of a better future.

It’s the dream life they’ve always craved.

It’s a moment where all their struggles finally pay off.

There’s nothing more powerful in sales than magnifying that illusion.

Once that illusion takes root - once they truly believe…

They become HUNGRY

They CRAVE

And

They BUY.

That’s why my "brand" exists:

(...Ohm, honestly, it's just me running it.)

As my brand name,

Know this

Customers don’t just read.

With "WORDS"

They can feel the product - before they even buy it.

They can’t stop scrolling. They can’t stop reading.

Until…

The product fuels their craving "beyond control."

“HEY!”

“HEY!” “HEY!”

Yes, It’s you - don’t look around.

You just said: "Deceive my customers."

"My customers" - Yes, "My" in your words refers.

It’s “you”.

Those are your customers.

LIKE

“I write emails that convert like crazy.”

“I know how to turn Cold Traffic into buyers.”

“I make customers stop scrolling - click - and pay.”

“My emails have over 50% CTR.”

I won’t even say:

“I guarantee at least a 50% revenue boost.”

See? I don’t make claims like that.

(Or maybe… I just did.)

Anyway, this is my website.

And The Beast inside me stays TAMED only when it sees my bank account.

Honestly, I’d rather hear stories from those who will succeed than from those who have succeeded.

Why?

Take a few seconds to think about it.

What do successful people say?

They just talk about their struggles.

Sometimes, they try to describe their hardships in extreme detail...

Just to make you admire them.

And let’s be real

The only reason I listen to them is simple:

“I WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY DID IT.”

But after hearing their stories hundreds of times, all I’ve learned is:

"During those tough times, I ate bread...

and even now, I still keep that frugal habit.”

“Eh… Dude, are you kidding me????”

(Truth is, they’ll never actually hand you the map to the gold mine they struck.)

What do I learn from those who will succeed?

Sure, they also talk about their struggles.

They’re still grinding, still fighting and no major wins yet.

But here’s the key difference:

The first thing I learn from them is their drive.

They openly share the details of the actions that led to their “failures.”

They’re willing to experiment with new solutions.

To me, they deserve to be called people who will succeed, rather than “failures” as they claim.

"Ew… this content is way too edgy."

Yeah, I know.

As someone who has nothing to do with it,
Why not sit down with me and break down how they’re pulling this off?

As you can see...

The man is just focusing on solving math problems.

And paid a woman in a revealing outfit to simply stand there the entire video.

Her job? Just wait. And wipe the board clean after every math he solves.

At the end of the video

Like a ring girl in a boxing match, she holds up a sign with HIS EMAIL.

So viewers can reach out and sign up for his personal classes.

Result...

“BOOMB”

“VIRAL”

Over 10 million views per video.

The strategy?

Simple: get people to watch.

And over 95% of them?

They only cared about the girl in the sexy outfit.

(Including me)

Less than 5% of viewers actually watched the whole thing and had the potential to become customers.

The reality is that among them were viewers who had never heard of him before but found him through this viral content.

He didn’t care about the 95%, that’s why he placed his email at the end of the video.

“Hey, I’ll explain why YOU SHOULDN’T ignore that 95% in the next title - don’t miss it.”

AND

If his Welcome Email Series and Nurture Campaign…

Are well-optimized for conversion,

Finally

His bank account explodes.

If just 2% of that 5% converts - that’s 10,000 paying customers

Even at 1% - that’s 5,000 people paying up.

And remember, that’s per video.

(And each video gets 10M+ views.)

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

If you believe that just making flashy, edgy videos like him

Is all it takes to drive sales.

Then honestly, we’re not a good match.

Go ahead, close my page.

And carry on with your business.

......

BUT IF YOU ARE THE TYPE WHO "WILL SUCCEED"

You’ve faced your fair share of challenges.

You’ve tested different approaches.

And know that viral content alone won’t magically convert into revenue,

Thrilled to team up with you!

......

IN CASE

"You want to know why acting like that man won’t be effective"

Click the WORK WITH ME button.

And shoot me an email with #ASKSEXYGIRL95%.

I’ll tell you exactly why.

Even after making it through my maze above, you’re still here?

Keep reading instead of contacting me?

Alright, I get it.

That’s my job, after all!

Since you’ve already read about that “sexy” I mentioned earlier.

I won’t analyze it again…

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

"PHEW..."

Alright, you got me. I will.

Let’s talk about something crucial.

The difference between new and existing customers.

Most businesses - whether brand new or decades old.

They’re way too dependent on third-party platforms to connect with their customers.

It’s like having an electric front door.

If the power goes out, guess what? You’re sleeping outside.

(Don’t tell me those doors have backup batteries - I know that. It’s just an example!)

........

Most businesses and content creators are grinding hard, producing viral-worthy content.

They’re throwing money at ads on platforms they don’t own.

All in hopes of bringing in NEW CUSTOMERS.

But whether their content gets seen or their ads reach the right people?

That’s entirely up to the platform’s algorithm.

Which means…

You’re basically handing over your wallet to a third party.

LET'S BE REAL

"Old-school advertising is dead

In a world of cheap dopamine and constant distractions."

Getting someone to watch even 30 seconds of valuable content is nearly impossible.

With just a quick swipe---

"Shfft!"

Your content is gone from their screen...

How would you feel… or how have you felt, after putting all your resources into something but seeing little to no conversions?

Don’t get me wrong.

I'll say YES

You SHOULD be investing in high-quality content.

And YES

You SHOULD be running ads to reach new audiences.

BUT...

"HEY..."

Look behind you.

“PAT!”

What are you looking at?

“PAT!”

“PAT!”

No, not over your shoulder.

I mean, look back at…

"YOUR EXISTING CUSTOMERS"

Unless you sell a one-time purchase product that lasts a lifetime - like Nokia

(You know… Nokia went bankrupt)

Let me explain.

If you already have existing customers (HOT TRAFFIC).

They already trust your BRAND.

If they’ve bought one thing, they’ll buy it again.

If you have more products, they’ll be open to buying more.

"Stop letting" your Hot Traffic turn Cold just because you’re neglecting them.

(Please, spamming them with discount codes isn’t "nurturing")

RIGHT NOW

You might be focusing only on finding new customers.

Cool. That’s great.

But the best move you can make?

"Take care of the customers you already have."

If you don’t have time for that or don’t know where to start

Hit me up. Let’s build the system you need.

(Here’s why you shouldn’t ignore the 95% of potential customers your content attracts.)

You create viral videos. You run ads.

The people you reach - They’re COLD TRAFFIC.

Expecting them to see your content and instantly make a purchase is unrealistic

"HEAVEN MUST BE WATCHING OVER YOU!"

That’s every business owner's dream. Including mine!

Realistically, only a 0.3% chance of that happening exists.

Unless your product is so cheap that they don’t even need to think twice.

"SERIOUSLY! NOTHING HAPPENS AT ALL"

Cold Traffic won’t automatically convert into paying customers. Warm Traffic won’t either.

Cold Traffic needs a well-crafted welcome email sequence to warm them up.

Warm & Hot Traffic need weekly nurturing emails to convert into real revenue.

If your emails don’t hit the mark…

It doesn’t matter if they’re Hot, Warm or Cold - nothing will happen.

They’ll move on from your business…

Faster than my ex walked out on me.

….......

Oh, don't feel bad for me.

Haha…

Alright, let’s cut to the chase.

Click the WORK WITH ME button below.

(Or keep reading for more valuable insights. I promise they’ll be worth your time.)

Discover how I turn all your traffic into paid invoices.

See how I transform email systems into automated sales machines.

And find out how you can enjoy more free time while your emails do the selling.

Thanks for your purchase…

“OH WAITT!”

“...My bad!”

This part is all about the people “who are ready to buy?”

So... let’s get started.

Hot Traffic – the people who are ready to purchase

These are the ones who see your product as an URGENT solution to their struggles - the one thing they need right now.

Any valuable information, tips, or insights related to their daily struggles.

Or pain points.

They are willing to read every single word in your email if it speaks to their needs.
(And if it doesn’t, they won’t.)

Sending weekly nurturing emails to your waitlist does more than just deliver value.

It also reminds your audience that your brand exists.

Keep your brand on their radar.

But, that’s not all. If only things were that easy.

Think about this.

"How many times have you signed up for a product using your email and card?"

Made it all the way to checkout…

"Then left it sitting in your cart?"

(Yep, Abandoned Cart)

....

And then forgot about that product until you read these very lines today.

I bet it was something you truly needed.

But for some reason, you didn’t complete the purchase.

I’m dying to know!?

"How did those businesses follow up with you via email?"

Send me an email and tell me!

When you’re done

Let’s keep reading

- to learn -

How do we make sure we don’t keep losing Abandoned Cart customers?

You’ve got warm leads getting nurtured. Cold traffic getting welcomed.
What about Abandoned Cart customers?

These people were this close to buying.

In your email system, they should be tagged #abandoned and put into a dedicated conversion sequence...

Because they’re your hottest leads.

They just need a little nudge.

BUT IF your abandoned cart email says something dull like:

"Hey, here’s your 20% discount code!"

How many people do you think will even bother opening it?

Not many.

NOT THAT SIMPLE AS 1 + 1 = 2

A boring email subject = No clicks = No sales.

And let me tell you… I never open emails like that.
(Unless it’s 90% off. But hey, you’re not that desperate, huh?)

Alright, what’s important needs to be said multiple times:

____________________________

"Old-school advertising is dead.
In a world of cheap dopamine and constant distractions..."

_______________________________

What’s the lesson?

Your email needs to be interesting first.

That’s why 80% of your effort should go into crafting a subject line that makes them STOP, STARE, and CLICK.

Because when you nail that, even a basic email like:
"Hey, you left something behind! This product is perfect for you - grab it now with 20% off (expires in 24 hours)!"

It will still significantly improve your conversion rate.

So if you’re struggling with this?

I can help!

I’ll craft subject lines that stand out:

Create out-of-this-world subject lines!??

Quirky? Playful? Deep?

Whatever fits your brand.

Keep grinding away at sales without any right tools…

OR

Hit the WORK WITH ME button below and I’ll make some “magic” happen for you.

Great Emails & Great Products

Your conversions are strong, right?

But hey, sometimes a little unexpected twist - like me?

Could give your email list the spark it needs.

Let’s spark things up!

Weak Emails & Great Products

Low customer conversion.

One-time buyers, no repeat purchases.

I won’t even waste my breath telling you to reach out.

You already know what you need to do.

Great Emails & BAD PRODUCTS????

"Uh-oh!"

"Wait… hold up!"

…

As you can see!

I don’t list my service rates publicly.

It depends on the state of your business.

Well

If you reach out and tell me about your business challenges,
I’ll determine the cost based on what I can do.

What I mean

It’s hard to judge whether someone is a good fit just by looking at their price.

Once you see my way with words and how I craft narratives, you’ll get it.

That’s why I built this website,

To give myself the space to show, not just tell.

To help people boost their profits with the insights I share.

To entertain.

“And, of course!”

To make money!

TO BE HONEST

I’m still building up my social proof before I can bump up my rates.

And who knows? Maybe you will be the one adding to that proof.

So yeah, relax. My rates are still fair and won’t break the bank.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT

If you haven’t gone through my stuff yet…

“Please, Sit down!”

"Grab a snack."

"Sip something nice."

"Enjoy the ride."

Then, together

Let’s make magic happen.